computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

ant in the computer

A term used to describe someone who experienced something so amazing, that they feel like they can never experience it again, because it will never feel as good

"that food was so amazing, I feel like the ant in the computer"

by KurtisHere June 9, 2025

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

computer

a smart person, opposite of brick

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

ap computer science a

The AP course equivalent to a College Level introduction to Have Course.

Take AP computer science a if your going in to the IT field.

by Fakenameliol May 9, 2018