Common Blanker

someone, usually female but can also be a male, who blanks you after they have broken up with you usually after saying they still want to be friends and all that crap.

She's such a common blanker. She broke up with me before Christmas and said she still wanted to be friends, but all she does is blank me! the bitch!

by lkh1423 January 24, 2009

Commonsensology

The Study of a new form of science that teaches Common Sense.

If Only the President/Prime Minister/Pope had majored in Commonsensology we wouldn't be in this Mess

by ImaanDaStandUpGuy September 16, 2010

Coconut

A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.

When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.

by theMIman September 21, 2012

Common Cents

The money inside those 'Take a penny, leave a penny' trays inside convenience stores and gas stations.

If you're a few pennies short when checking out, just use some common cents.

by JFisc September 22, 2014

Commonsenseables

Making the word commonsense sound extra dumb, when someone does something very stupid.

Use your commonsenseables

by Msmarshion June 24, 2016

Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for someone who you love. (best friend, family member, friend.. etc). this person is usually well liked by others and has a good sense of humor.

Person 1: You know that girl named Nevaeh?

Person 2: Yeah, she’s my coconut ranger.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018