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Definitions by JFisc

arkansas style suicide 

A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner
"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"
arkansas style suicide by JFisc October 12, 2017

Slug Syndrome 

When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.
This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.
Slug Syndrome by JFisc October 1, 2014

Common Cents 

The money inside those 'Take a penny, leave a penny' trays inside convenience stores and gas stations.
If you're a few pennies short when checking out, just use some common cents.
Common Cents by JFisc September 22, 2014