colton

1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.

heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.

That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.

by crazay guy November 17, 2009

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

I colonized Mandy!!

by Noaches232 December 4, 2014

semi-colon

";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...

John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e

by Me November 20, 2004

Colton

A bitch with a really small chode that fucks his sister

Coltonis whore

by Lacrosse August 3, 2016

Colton

lil dick nigga! A man with a shmeek! A man who shoves their balls in their butthole.

Oh look here comes gay boy(Colton)

by 09091234 June 16, 2014

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy

Something that reaches the realms of belief! Totally unbelievable.

Jim: Did you just see me make all the balls in the pockets off the break, while drinking a bear, talking on a cell phone, and putting out a sweet vibe?
Matt: Yeah, I guess!
Jim: That was colonol Ew'Kazy crazy.
Matt: huh?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!!!

by Lilrandom July 7, 2008