Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.

I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!

by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022

Cairns Cleek

when you line up dildo with an Anus or Vagina and tee off with a 3 wood and drive that baby home!

Man last night i gave Mandy a Cairns Cleek and she blew her load!

by Slamdunkyourjunk December 19, 2022

pulling a cleaveland

Using every device possible that can connect to the internet to look at porn, expecialy if its your friends!

Jake: Dude where is my ipod touch?
Kyle: i think ryan is in the bathroom pulling a cleaveland

by Truckle is the man September 2, 2009

Dropped a cleave

Used to describe when a girl has worn an article of clothing which reveals significant cleavage.

Damn! Did you see Kelly today??? She really dropped a cleave!

by Asskickexpert February 18, 2011

New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011

Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

by the dude February 3, 2005