Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

clam jaws

A violent vagina

That girl had clam jaws

by Suck My Dictionary July 16, 2014

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

clam house

The opposite of a sausage fest.

"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."

by keithfairground September 28, 2015

Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

Clam Bomb

When a female drops her vagina on a man -or- woman's face, typically in an aggressive manner.

Damn! Did she clam bomb you?

I got clam bombed last night, and she hasn't showered in two days!

by thepensmen September 7, 2016