Chili Dick

A red bumpy dick caused by any number of stds. Or just anything abonrmal on your dick such as a rash caused by wankin it with no lotion.

Robbie fucked to many of those hood rats and now hes got dat chili dick, chuch

by Eric, Cody January 13, 2008

chili dog

noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.

That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.

by flandersluvsmollye December 9, 2008

laying chili

To be relaxing and hanging out in a cool fashion. To be chilled. To chill.

Jeff says, "Hey sis, how you doin'?"
Sis says, "Laying chili, how bout you?"

by stina April 26, 2003

Texas Chili Bowl

: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.

I gave your mom a Texas Chili Bowl last night.

by Justin "Allen" October 8, 2008

cauliflower

Someone who butts into other people's business/stories.

God, she's such a cauliflower!

by tinasaurus July 21, 2008

texas chili bowl

Involves giving someone an enema using purely tabasco sauce!

hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!

by jizzohn June 21, 2006

chili blasted

diarrhea of the mouth.

Talking to much

damn boy don't chili blasted me with all that info.

by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009