Chocolate coal miner

The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'

(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )

Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 20, 2010

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Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes July 3, 2011

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Chocolate Lemonade Stand

When a man is giving anal sex to a woman or another man and then urinates in his or her anus. Then, the man sucks the urine out of the man or woman's anus and swallows it.

- Dude, I can't believe you gave that girl a chocolate lemonade stand last night!
- I know, it was crazy!

by clchuck August 25, 2011

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chocolate clam suprise

When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"

John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.

by Ziink October 22, 2012

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Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

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