cheese blast

the act of shooting massive amounts of semen in a girls face.... comes from the idea of a bukkake, which involves multiple men blowing their load at one time on a single girls face.
damn, that chicken is mad hot doo! i'd cheese blast all over that bitches face!
by notaFAN May 26, 2005
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cheese curls

orange snacks made with synthetic cheese powder and some kind of addictive additive which leaves you with orange fingers and a stomach full of sodium.
does anybody have some cheese curls? I've been playing video games all day and i'm pretty famished
by doodletwist January 30, 2009
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dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
by goliathancient July 29, 2018
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The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.
Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.
by Alex Ashman December 05, 2007
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Mac & Cheese

Its the best thing on the planet. Creamy cheese sauce and macaroni noodles is heaven. Get your bowl ready.
I obviously had to order the mac & cheese at the restaurant.
by RealWisdomHere December 09, 2019
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dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death
Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS
by Paul December 14, 2004
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Dick cheese

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
by xakkun April 02, 2012
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