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a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...
"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"
by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020
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D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.
Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?
by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020
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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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Trump Card

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.
“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”
by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020
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cReddit card

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.
Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...
by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020
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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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