Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022

cannon

Ancestor and precursor of the artillery gun. A cannon fires stone cannon balls, while an artillery gun fires artillery shells.

Fire the cannon!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

Friendship cannon

usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.

"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."

by Recoculous Recoculoid March 30, 2019

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020