The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞
Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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An Obedience Cage is a cage that can be locked big enough for a human, commonly a commercially available pet cage.
Within BDSM it is used by Dominants as both the home for and punishment of the Submissive.
E.g. In a Male Dominant Master / female submissive scenario:
- The Master would promote the Obedience Cage as the female submissive own domain, where she could go voluntarily when not required by her Master (in which case she would not be locked in and free to come and go withing the greater domain confines) or as a place of punishment (in which case she would be locked in).
- The Obedience Cage is often at the side of and gives direct access to the Master’s bed, the submissive being required to sleep in the cage and locked in a night.
- The Obedience Cage is also used for the purposed of denial and to ensure that a submissive is forced to watch / hear her master entertaining other females in his bed.
Within BDSM it is used by Dominants as both the home for and punishment of the Submissive.
E.g. In a Male Dominant Master / female submissive scenario:
- The Master would promote the Obedience Cage as the female submissive own domain, where she could go voluntarily when not required by her Master (in which case she would not be locked in and free to come and go withing the greater domain confines) or as a place of punishment (in which case she would be locked in).
- The Obedience Cage is often at the side of and gives direct access to the Master’s bed, the submissive being required to sleep in the cage and locked in a night.
- The Obedience Cage is also used for the purposed of denial and to ensure that a submissive is forced to watch / hear her master entertaining other females in his bed.
The submissive was instructed to crawl into her Obedience Cage and locked, being made to watch her Master with another woman.
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Get the nicole cage mug.When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!
Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.
Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.
Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
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Get the A Cage mug.situation where you are trapped, you know you have the ability to do it but for some reason you don't
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