im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 23, 2024

Let it cook

To give time to let something get better, or to possible potential

“Bro this show is ass”

“hold on just let it cook”

by shopmimi November 18, 2023

Clayton Cook

One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.

Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.

by Ninja17 June 2, 2018

cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020