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Pot with no soul! Well.. half a soul
Robot: Let Us Smoke These Commercial Marijuana Leaves.
Robot: OK - Wow That Was Great I Feel High I Will Do It Again
by Ahem! Dumb. June 26, 2003
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commercial violator

A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.

A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.

One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005
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Comie

A comie is a co-worker who is also your homie.

Meeting a "comie" occurs through work but the relationship evolves into the person becoming a homie.

This person is considered a "comie" because they are first and foremost still a co-worker, but you f*ck with them.

Pronounced: (CO-MEE)
Frank: Invite Rachel to the strip club tonight!

Mark: Nah, Rachel is the comie. She can't see how lit we REALLY get.
by JasCrockett July 21, 2017
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme
by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009
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commi

Jane Fonda is a Commi, always will be a commi, and embodies all that communism stands for.
by Freedom Loving American February 22, 2008
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Commiekazi

Did you hear? That antifa dude went all Commiekazi at that meeting and got kicked out.
by Putin up with ur shit. April 9, 2019
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comment-versating

When you have a full conversation with someone on facebook, only its done by continualy commenting back and forth on someone's profile, picture, or status.
Yesterday I commented on his status and an hour later We were still comment-versating about the party last night.
by Zandlo January 12, 2009
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