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diet coke 

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.
Oh, you WANT cancer? Here, have a diet coke.

mmm..... cancer.
diet coke by w00tster January 5, 2005
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Columbian Coke Float

1x8 Ball Cocaine
2xShots of Expresso
1xGlass of coca-cola soda

Mix expresso into soda, let cool, add 8 Ball, take in sips over the course of an hour (if you can)
Columbian Coke Float tastes great!! You can work for weeks without sleep! good for the office!

Business Coke 

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.
"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."

"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."

space coke 

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

crispy coke 

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it
that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

juicy coke 

a fountain soft drink with ice as opposed to a bottled or canned soft drink.
Honey, would you please go get me a juicy coke?
juicy coke by rottenhana November 22, 2011