Cloete

The art of both impressing and disappointing a lady sexually at the same time.

Wow, someone just gave me a Cloete and I don’t know how to feel about it!

by DrDooBigWang May 2, 2019

Clothes

What you use to cover your butt.

EWWWWW YOUR NAKED PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES

by Snap Cracker Doodle May 18, 2020

car clothes

Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:

1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.

2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.

3) Sweats/sunday clothes.

Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:

1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".

2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".

3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".

by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009

clunge cloth

a cloth used to wipe up the aftermath of an explosive ejaculation inside a woman.

oi love use the clunge cloth

by funkmasterE September 11, 2010

christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.

timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot

by sMac1 February 27, 2011

Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.

My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!

by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011

lotion clot

The semi hardened bit of lotion that clogs up the opening of the tube or pump. For example "I haven't used this lotion in a while. I gotta get rid of this nasty lotion clot first."

This pump has a lotion clot. Can you hand me a tissue, please?

by mittybunny November 17, 2014