cloff prunker

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Clown Boxer

Another term for masturbation or pud handler.

He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!

by Gus12#$ May 3, 2007

clown teacher

A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.

Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."

by KevinElevin March 12, 2008

Closet Houdini

When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.

I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.

by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008

clocktease

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

clownsumer

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.

Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.

by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008

Cloirth

Cloirth is the term used to express the Cloud/Aerith(Aeris) pairing in the Final Fantasy VII Fandom.

1: Hey, did you see my Cloirth AMV?
2: Yea! Cloud and Aerith make such a cute couple!
1: I know!

by Jokulhop July 30, 2009