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Narel Willis

by narelwillis February 5, 2022
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Sticky Willy

Scottish term for a sticky plant you may find growing out the side of the street. (Aka cleavers/Galium aparine)

Plants are usually picked up and stuck to any other unfortunate soul nearby
“You’ve got a sticky Willy stuck on your leg”
by Somecuntelse May 20, 2021
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The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.
According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
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Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."
That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.
by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021
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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
by Claydolfin June 15, 2021
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willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.
hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!
by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004
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Shmeg-Willy

The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy
I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 7, 2023
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