brock

to pretend you know what people are talking about, when in fact you have no idea and are just trying to act cool.

Yohan- Man i loved having Mr. Lewis for a history teacher in middle school.

Brock- Yeah i know he was pretty cool.

Yohan- Wait, you didn't go to middle school with me.

Brock- Oh, thats right.

Yohan- Dude, you just brocked again, wtf!

by Jordan Dobbs March 6, 2008

brocialist

A socialist man who dare to criticize SJWs or identity politics. Brocialists prefer classical marxist theory over the intersectionality, "privilege theories" etc. The word is mostly used by communities like SJWiki or r/socialism

"Shut up, you racist, sexist, hetero-normative brocialist shitlord!"

by sousedovictony May 1, 2019

Brocrush

A homosocial situation where one male is attracted to another, but the latter doesn't necessarily reciprocate this attraction. Precedes bromance, and may not result in a mutual brolationship.

Mitchell fondly and openly talked about his brocrush Paul; sadly, Paul was never aware of these affections.

by buckedchuck April 17, 2009

brock

In professional wrestling slang it means to mess up a very important move,usually the finish,in a match.

Refers to Wrestlemania XIX,where in the main event Brock Lesnar missed a Shooting Star Press on Kurt Angle and gave himself a concussion.

"What was that?!?"

"He brock'd it!"

by Bobeddy August 19, 2006

Brocket rocket

A crappy Camaro, Trans AM or firebird that looks as though it came from Brocket, Alberta.

daves 82 brocket rocket will blast the shit out of your shitty import.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

Brocton

a very small town in Illinois, rarely heard of by the average human. characterized by teenagers who think they're cool. the people who live in the country of brocton are rumored to be way cooler.

I saw that kid that dropped out of highschool in Brocton last night hangin out in front of the store. I wish the cooler kids lived in Brocton.

by Gemma Later October 27, 2008

broche

a combination of "bro" and "gauche." Meaning socially awkward or not classy, especially in a frat- party setting.

Etymology:
"Bro," or sometimes "brah," is a term of affection some men use to address other men. For example, "hey bro, that's sick!" or "brah, are you going to the phi delt rager tonight?"

"Gauche" is a french term which means socially awkward, and is pronounced like "coach."

1. "Did you see how Brad spilled his drink all over that tri-delt? Not cool man, it was totally broche."

2. "Yeah, bro, she hooked up with three theta chi brothers during the 'professors and schoolgirls' party, while her ex was there. That slut's totally broche."

by hotlattalos December 13, 2009