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Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.
by GI-ngy November 12, 2019
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Breakfast titties

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub
Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!
by loki1977 August 8, 2009
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breakfast for dinner

This is a french term for the word, Faceclydia. This is a disease you get from whoring yourself out on Facebook. Breakfast for dinner is awesome especially when you are drunk from a concert and the only thing open is Denny's in Fitchburg, Mass, which is where Faceclydia came from.
Oh la merde, j'ai rencontré une fille la nuit dernière j'avais breakfast for dinner.

Translation: Oh shit, I met a girl last night and I had breakfast for dinner
by jbanga April 17, 2009
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Portuguese Breakfast

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
by dobberdaw May 21, 2009
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breakfast of champions

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am
hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.
by andre April 24, 2005
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Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water
I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast
by scousedom July 5, 2011
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Ruby Breakfast

Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.
Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?

Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016
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