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Ass:Boob

Ass to boob ratio. A term used by film makers to determine how well an actress acts. The formula is : 3.13-2:3.15-1.7.
To determine a woman's ass ratio you must measure the ass in inches by placing measuring tape around the ass:30-40 inches is a 2.7-3.13 in the ass rating. 10-19 inches is a lesser ass rating. In between is just fine.
To determine a woman's boob ratio you must simply know her cup size since modern advancements in booboligy. However, if you do not have her measurements you can use that measuring tape to find the circumference of her boobs: In centimeters: 71.1cm is a lesser boob rating, can be adjustable although. 90cm-101.6cm is a 2.9-3.13. Anything in between is just fine. The ratios must be identical or 1.2 points apart.
Perfect ratio: 2.8-3:2.9-3.1
Ass:Boob
A(Ass)*B(Boob)*10=Hotness Rating
3*3*10=90hr
by The REAL Ass King September 10, 2010
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boob suck

1. One whose behaviour is similar to that of a baby.
2. One whose progress is hindered by her/himself.
3. A bad situation.
"Don't be such a boob suck!"
"I've been quite the boob suck lately."
"What a boob suck!"
by dodgyderek January 10, 2008
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blooby

adj.- crazy, weird

noun- a crazy or weird organism
Jeez that cat is blooby
by Tooby Booby April 19, 2009
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Bloob

1) anything you want it to be; just a word
2) common uses:
another word for "fuck" (see ex. 2)
Big Boobs (3)
Bloob
Bloober
Bloobered
Bloobed
Bloobing
Bloobs
Look at that bloober.
YOu just bloobered up my bloobering paper, you bloobering tardfuck!
I'd love to massage those bloobers.
by 747MG March 11, 2007
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bonobo

1. (verb) to resolve a conflict in a peaceful manner
2. (verb) having sexual intercourse after a conflict, participating in make up sex
1. The two groups had been rivals for many years, but once they sat down and talked with each other they were able to bonobo their issues.
2. They were fighting all night but they must have made up becuase they've been bonoboing all morning.
by Daughter Earth November 29, 2007
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bonobo

A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 5, 2007
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Uni-Boob

When The Space Between the boobs is less then a fingures with (having only one boob.)
Alexa is good at tittie fucking,yea she got a uni-boob
by Trey G May 31, 2003
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