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Face Begging

Face Begging is when you use social media, most often facebook, to beg people for money. A common way for people to let their friends know they are both poor and past shame.
I really want to go out for a beer but im not paid til tomorrow. I know i'll do a little shameless face begging in a status update, its not like people can lose any more respect for me and it just might work.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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Lady bugging

When you conspire with ladybugs to get them to land on your friends face.
Hey little ladybugs you guys are pretty cool can you go start lady bugging my friend over there.
by D_P123 February 9, 2018
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Dildo Baggins

The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.

A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.

A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
"I have a fucking Normal dick!"
"Stop bitchin, stop being such a Dildo Baggins."
by 97rc92 September 22, 2010
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baggins

something small, but virtuous, and willing to go the distance.
Wow, this pair of socks is really baggins.

Man, I can't believe that protest group is so baggins.
by ianbennett December 16, 2009
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Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys
Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.
by Filthychels December 23, 2016
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Finger Banging

Colton: Hey,come help me do top stock
Anthony: hold up man. Let me finish finger banging real quick
by BubbleGum1990 April 26, 2011
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Blagging

From the French Blaguer or Blague meaning to joke.
Person 1: My sister is Cassie.
Person 2: Really?!?!
Person 1: Nah, I'm just blagging.
by Lauren28 April 17, 2008
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