Preemptive Pee Break 

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

Preemptive Pee Break by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

Smoke Break 

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

Smoke Break by DoYouAgree? August 26, 2017

on a break 

When a person tells their significant other that they need time apart for one reason or another. It happens when a relationship just isn't working out but you are afraid to actually break up so instead you take a break which usually ends in a break up anyways. In some situations it is allowed to see other people but for some it is not so make sure you have a talk about what is allowed and what isn't because you don't want to end up like Ross from "Friends" and cheat on Rachel when he didn't know it was cheating and be forced to read an 18 page letter front and back; causing you to fall asleep and Rachel get pissed that you didn't read all of it. It is the most deceptive term ever!!!

Usually it is the woman's idea to take a break but in my case it was my boyfriend's idea because he felt bad about not having any time to hang out with me... Idk

What do you call this person, are they still your bf or gf???
Do you still talk to them?
Are you now just friends???"
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

"You slept with her!?"
"But we were on a break!!!!"

on a break by Killer K September 24, 2006

Wake and break 

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

Wake and break by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

tax break 

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

tax break by captain vinland February 21, 2009

piss break 

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

piss break by DatDude34 September 15, 2013