Dark Brandon

A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.

Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."

by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022

Let's go Brandon

A politically correct way to express your feelings towards the 46th president of the United States Joe Biden instead of saying "Fuck Joe Biden"

Let's Go Brandon came to use after Cbs interviewer, Kelli Stavast, mistook the crowds chant "Fuck Joe Biden" for "let's go Brandon" while interviewing Brandon Brown after his win during the NASCAR Xfinity Series on October 2nd, 2021.

How do you feel about the presidency?

" Let's go Brandon"

let's go Brandon, I miss Trump

by Miles513 October 9, 2021

Brandon

The definition of a scraight goon to the screets who just doesnt care.

Damn brandons a scraight up goon and he dont caea

by goony562 March 21, 2009

Brandon

A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.

Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!

Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.

Fred" That kid is a Brandon

Random Guy: napster.

by Brandon-Pablo December 7, 2010

brandon

A boy who has bad taste in haircuts aka fool

hes is brandon b

by ur mum gays July 1, 2009

Brandon

a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.

Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.

by pbb2009 April 17, 2009

Brandon

Man who fits perfectly with a Michelle.

Look at those too, they're just like a Brandon and a Michelle. They're so cute together!

by yellowrosess April 26, 2009