When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.
Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008
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The title of an Awesome person, would be of an awesome nature. They are hip, cool, great at everything, and pretty much dominate you life.
by RyanAwesome January 6, 2008
Get the Awesome mug.Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.
A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.
Captains of Awesome can be male and female.
Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...
Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird
Bob:...still Chuck Norris
Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!
Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.
by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009
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That Swiss Em is so awesome, I feel like I need to tell her again and again every day, multiple times a day!
by Bob Chavez April 20, 2007
Get the Awesome mug.Backgrounds in both the urban circles and suburbia. Comes from "Awesome" and the ever-popular "ness" and "icity" suffixes. A noun. Most basic meaning is that of being of the utmost quality of being awesome.
"Hey Jack, did you see that car?"
"Yeah, man, I did."
"The awesomenessicity of those tires blinded me!"
"Yeah, man, I did."
"The awesomenessicity of those tires blinded me!"
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