Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD

Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!

by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017

asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017

The Asian Trilogy

the school subjects that constitute stress, suicidal tendencies and fulfill your parents dreams about living their lives through you. Made up of Extention/ advanced mathematics, chemistry and physics. they are typical subjects done by asians and other smart people. can also be accompanied but not limited to biology, economics, legal studies.

bro, the asian trilogy is so hard wtf?
cmon guys i do the asian trilogy, you know im smart af.

by calabasas June 9, 2017

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017