Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

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Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

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asian steak

Code name for Doggystyle.

Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.

by y0ung_dagg3rd1ck November 19, 2017

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Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

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Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017

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Asian buffo

When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it

Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?

Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

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