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Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.
Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!
by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008
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Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017
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Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.
While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.
by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008
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apple and pairs

"Im going up the apple and pairs"
by Edwide August 14, 2006
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Jack Apple

a group of guy's doing stupid and sometimes dangerous stunts/pranks and film them in home-made video form, uploading them to either Youtube and/or Faebook.

The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.

Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.
Antony: (Flipping off the camera) This is Jack Apple!
by jackapple June 3, 2009
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apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
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bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
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