A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.
by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015
Get the Apple Turnovermug. 1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017
Get the Ass applemug. A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.
While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.
by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008
Get the Apple Minutesmug. by Edwide August 14, 2006
Get the apple and pairsmug. (noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
Get the apple barrelmug. a group of guy's doing stupid and sometimes dangerous stunts/pranks and film them in home-made video form, uploading them to either Youtube and/or Faebook.
The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.
Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.
The crew usually consists of teens ages 14-17. The show has three consistent members, Antony Melnichenko, David Cantwell and Andrew Tweedy.
Similar and inspired by the well known show 'Jackass'. Indecently, Jackass informs people not to mimic them.
by jackapple June 3, 2009
Get the Jack Applemug. 1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation
2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:
1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.
2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.
2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
Get the bad applemug.