half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington December 23, 2015

half a shirt

Half a pound or even maybe half an ounce of weed

How much you sell half a shirt for ?

by Gram432 November 21, 2015

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

Half weeb

Someone who watches anine but isnt obbsesed with it.

"Hey have you seen the new anime? I'm literally so Obbssessed."
Half Weeb: "I have, I like but I'm not obbsesed with anime like you."

by Randombishlol November 29, 2020

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

half dollar

A blowjob, named partially due to the exceedingly low cost found in some areas.

I'll give you 50 cents for a half dollar.

by VertaShow May 31, 2010