alien-rape

noun.

A person (most likely male) who is so weird-looking and ugly, it's as if he/she is the result of a mother getting probed by an alien

"He's got the money, the funny. Too bad he's an alien-rape"

by kimsy October 21, 2014

alice kirkland

The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes

Alice: *chanting incantation*

Russia: *appears from floor* you called

Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker

Fuck you Alice Kirkland

by That brit April 9, 2017

Alice Cooper

The greatest rock and roll artist to have ever lived, but people still somehow haven't heard of him at all. He started in the sixties with his first famous album being Love It To Death, which included the song I'm Eighteen, and following up with albums such as School's Out, Killer, Muscle of Love, Billion Dollar Babies, and Welcome To My Nightmare, which is about a boy/man named Steven who is in a nightmare. In the late 70's, he went into rehab due to his alcohol addiction, which almost killed him. During this time up until 1983, he was still touring and making albums. He finally got out of rehab in 83, and took a break until he returned with his comeback album Constrictor, which included an amazing song called Teenage Frankenstein. He became even more popular in 1989 with his hit song Poison from the album Trash. More recently, in 2011, he released the album Welcome 2 My Nightmare, which continued on the story about a boy/man called Steven, who also appeared in more earlier albums, starting at Welcome To My Nightmare, Goes To Hell, The Last Temptation and some other songs in other albums. In 2017, he released the album Paranormal, in which he collaborated with his original band members, with whom he had split up with after Billion Dollar Babies. Now, he is still rocking hard and touring like he was in his twenties, when he is in fact 70. Hopefully he can release a couple of more albums before he is forced to retire. Rock on Alice!!

Jason: Hey Bill, you know Alice Cooper?
Bill: Hell yeah I do!
Jason: Well, I saw him in a concert last night, and he was amazing!!
Bill: WHAAAAT?!?! I'm so freaking jealous! What songs did he play?
Jason: He played Poison, School's Out, Killer, Woman Of Mass Distraction, The World Needs Guts, Billion Dollar Babies, No More Mr. Nice Guy, Feed My Frankenstein, Brutal Planet and some more! You should definitely see him soon!
Bill: Man, I definitely will soon! He's so awesome.
Bill and Jason: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

by thedepartmentofyouth May 27, 2018

alice cooper

Freddy Kreuger's stepdad, according to Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare

Freddy Kreuger offscreen kills alice cooper with a throat slit.

by Dropped My Idiot May 12, 2018

alien

this is a extra terrestrial being that is also a name for what they would call us

john: "look its an alien!"
jo the alien: "oh no look an alien"

by john or jo?? July 15, 2018

Alice Gnesin

This Alice is the best you will ever meet. Her smile will melt you. She's super nice but has a dark side. Yet, she's 100% drop dead gorgeous. Never let go if you meet Alice Gnesin.

Alice Gnesin is the most amazing person in the world.

by iamanevildemon February 25, 2019

Alice

Alice is one of the most wonderful, whacky people you will ever meet. If she disagrees with any of your beliefs she is not afraid to tell you and debate why you are wrong, but does it in such a way that even when going against you, you still feel like she will support anything you say (no matter how whacky it is). Although from an outsiders point of view she seems fairly normal, once you get to know her, she actually has many quirks that go against the social norms. In the same way she supports you, you support her and may even adopt some of these mannerisms because, quite frankly, they're much more fun! She has an infectious giggle and everyone wants to be her friend (which is actually easier than people would expect as she will happily befriend anyone that is willing).

She doesn't believe in voodoo or magic, but still came with me to find healing crystals and Google new spells, typical Alice.

Alice: cApItAL LETteRs aren't for the stARt of a sentence they'RE to AnnOunce! (HOLLY: oK aLIcE
Darcy: I want to be her friend but she seems too cool! Alisha: No! Just go talk to her, that's Alice!

by Playdough Dragon April 6, 2019