Alaskan Snow Blower

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

by Tomonono December 13, 2019

Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.

Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.

by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015

Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture February 15, 2006

alaskan foghat

A sexual act where the male is recieving felatio in front of a window he ejaculates into her mouth and tells her to keep it in her mouth and do her from behind and then one of the males friends takes over male 1 goes outside in front of the window and starts having sex with a different female and then female#1 is so surprised that she spits out the semen and it somehow lands in her hair.

"Dr. Phil my wife is cheating on me with another man what do I do!?!?"
"Giv er' the ol' alaskan foghat"

by HypnoCat! November 18, 2006

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

Alaskan Bullworm

/V./ To eat all pussy and/or ass in sight.

"Yeah, I did the Alaskan Bullworm with my girlfriend. No part of the pussy and ass was spared

by Doug_dimmadome August 30, 2018