Ashley is one of the cutest, weirdest, and funniest person I’ve ever met. She had the ability to turn every single conversation into dirty talk. She had underdeveloped skills of typing in Chinese even though her rizz is next level, especially in Chinese. She talks unhinged and resists going to bed at 3 am even though her brain is fried. Her desire towards stitch is to the point where she wants to cosplay stitch and run around the house scaring everyone. She’s one of the people I’ve known the longest, who I still talk to; though she got grounded for months because her mom actually cares about her unlike mine. Also she easily gets rizzed because she wants it soooo bad. She wants to bend me over and spank me but I’m pulling the uno reverse tactic. She’s going to love it. She’s probably the most caring person that’ll ever live, when I’m mad at myself, she reminds me how wonderful a person I am, even though she’ll only get more rizz from me in return. She is truly a lovable person, and I am grateful to have such a wonderful friend who actually cares about me.
by theawesomenessperson May 11, 2025
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Sexy, Great in bed, Very hot, Big boobs, Nice ass, Likes everything in her. Great kisser. Great personality. Funny. Nice body.
by sexy!(: June 28, 2011
Get the Ashley(: mug.Ashley is the strongest person ever. She works so hard and literally is the easiest and sweetest person to talk to. I will miss her so much when she goes to a different school but I know that we will keep in touch. If the Ashley I’m talking about is Reading this I want you to know that In high school (even though we are not going to be together) I will be with you every frickin step of the way. No matter what. Any hurdle you are going through you can talk to me about it. It’s the least I owe you for listening to all Of my stupid problems for the past (it feels like) 100 years. I am so thankful of that “blessing in disguise” that happened in 5th grade with you know who because without I would have never met you. I hope you know that I miss you so much while typing this even though we are still together. People, I frickin love this girl Ashley and leaving to different schools will not make our friendship die off. ILYSFM ASHLEY!!
~Dark Chocolate
~Dark Chocolate
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