When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 01, 2025
Only the coolest dude on the planet, is always called gay but knows it isn’t true, has a 8-inch dick and loves it, and only the coolest of the friends group
by Loliisnotillegal April 20, 2018
An Andy is a person that will have your back. They will stick to their close friends and be ready to back them up. They are usually somewhat shy, but once you meet them they go ape shit crazy. Andy’s will insult the fuck out of you then apologize afterwards. They usually get no bitches, but sometimes do get them. Overall, you should have an Andy in your life (p.s. make sure to boost their ego if you know one) .
by What’s good March 01, 2021
Hes a very intellegent guy he works to the fullest and has the biggest heart. Every one knows him and loves him. Hes very fun and outgoing. Anyone would be lucky to have him as a friend or boyfriend
by Piggylove June 12, 2019
Andy has big thicc ass and long dick that can slap girls face so hard they can get ko.He love thick booty and grabbing boobs
by Big daduy831 July 12, 2018
* A person who will talk ALOT of bullsh*t, but won't do sh*t.
* A person who is rude & puts you down, belittle you and call you some serious names no matter who you are, what you say. Always unhappy and is always rude and disrespectful always talking ALOT of sh*t but never does sh*t to back anything up.
* A person who is rude & puts you down, belittle you and call you some serious names no matter who you are, what you say. Always unhappy and is always rude and disrespectful always talking ALOT of sh*t but never does sh*t to back anything up.
by #Tay~Tay September 04, 2022
A really cool nonbinary person who brings joy to others and is genuinely a good friend with a gold heart. They are very sweet and funny. They're a good artist and just really kind. They make things better for everyone. They can be a lot sometimes but that's what makes them loveable.
by Enzolover69 November 23, 2021