Tony Hoops

Don’t be fooled by the name because they suck at basketball. He is one that loves big juicy balls, and is also clueless about most things. He could be compared to Patrick the Star because most often you find him living under a rock.

Man that idiot is such a Tony hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

Tony Anthony

he has a fantastic penis great shape and size. He dominates in the bedroom. He has a massive peen. he will fucking beat Daytons ass 16 times out of 10. he is hot and sexy.

Wow Tony Anthony can really work his penis

by rob manna December 6, 2020

Tony Morris

Also known as ‘tight pants Tony.” Loves Irish whiskey and is one of the eight leaders of the Jehovah’s Witness doomsday cult.

Tony Morris will do anything for Irish whiskey and to convince you satan is behind the LGBTQ community.

by Keef di October 9, 2022

Tony Blair

proper noun: a dick

here's my middle finger to tony blair.

by cannerve April 23, 2006

tony danza

you are all wrong, the correct definition for "tony danza" is... You are getting head by someone (chick) than you pull it out, and you cock slap him/her and you say "who's the boss" and they'll most likely say you are, and than you cock slap them again, and say "NO! Tony Danza's the boss!"

you're getting head, and you pull it out for a sec, and you cockslap her.

(you) *cocks slaps* "Who's the boss!?"
(girl) *you are"
(you) *cock slaps her again* "NO! Tony Danza is!"

by zergtillian October 14, 2006

Tony Blair

Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.

Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!

by Gremlin February 11, 2005

Tony Blair

Tony Bliar, ponce, Bushwhacked

Idiot Bush's poodle that does everything its told to do...
"Fetch my slipper, Tony"

by HybridTheory November 21, 2004