by MickPaddy September 23, 2010
Cracker: Damn fool, you think your beat? Damn fool, you haven't seen my meat.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.
Nigga: That was the biggest Cracker Beat I've eva heard, get the fuck outta here.
by FranklintheTurtle September 12, 2008
Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.
Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.
by Graeme_W June 02, 2006
by shane February 17, 2005
a) Tom is half0-chink and half-cracker. Tom is a rice cracker.
b) Damn, she's hella white-/yellow-washed. She's a f****** rice cracker.
b) Damn, she's hella white-/yellow-washed. She's a f****** rice cracker.
by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 23, 2004
by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
by Old Man Lou January 02, 2016