Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying

"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

rice cracker

a) a person who is hapa/wazn

b) a white-washed azn or a yellow-washed white person

a) Tom is half0-chink and half-cracker. Tom is a rice cracker.

b) Damn, she's hella white-/yellow-washed. She's a f****** rice cracker.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 23, 2004

Cracker

A term for dumb minded white people who think they are the superior race, which is the dumbest shit on earth.

"Fuck them stupid crackers who trying to whip us on the fields"

by ArjunSingh2003 November 27, 2016

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

cracker ass

One who takes the penis of a white man anally on a regular occasion.

That cracker ass Riley is probably taking one up the ass now.

by Old Man Lou April 12, 2016