Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

by julyking June 5, 2021

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

Land Shark

A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.

Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.

by Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo March 20, 2022

Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully

I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex

by hor00s October 23, 2023