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chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.
Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.
by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011
mugGet the chicken choke holdmug.

Hold One

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).
I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.
by andy56 February 23, 2009
mugGet the Hold Onemug.

basket of clothes holding

When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.
As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money
by Slam rusher March 26, 2023
mugGet the basket of clothes holdingmug.

Hold

When u grab
by No you haha lol March 24, 2021
mugGet the Holdmug.

Holding Rope

An unspoken, dual-definition phrase invented by two scholars one night. After edibles.

It can mean the following. Either:

1) A person possessing a large member/dong/phallus/dick. Like "packing heat"
2) Holding in a shit real bad to the point you feel it unfurl upon exiting.

Can mean either in the following example:
Person 1: "Where's Jason gone?"
Person 2: "He's holding rope, had to go sort it out"
by Dr. OA PhD. & King KSwizz April 23, 2020
mugGet the Holding Ropemug.

Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...
Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
mugGet the Hold A.I. Hostagemug.

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold
by anonymous December 28, 2022
mugGet the Stein choke holdmug.

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