Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.

“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”

by anonymous February 1, 2021

meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.

"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"

by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

by Shogun__ August 27, 2023

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021