crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

dusty keyboard

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

by Totsally April 10, 2015

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Extra Dusty

When someone is just like annoying and weird. They are just extra dusty.

Dude, you are extra dusty.

by XxiHairGelxX February 9, 2017

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

dusty snatch

A vagina that hasn’t had sex in so long the dust collects.

Marissa’s hasn’t had sex in so long, I bet she has a dusty snatch

by 20$uberfromhernosetoherforehea March 30, 2021

dusty

Multiple meanings, in this case when used as an adjective.

There's nothing in this room at all/no work to do today/no messages in the inbox, etc - It be dusty as fuck in here.

by Calm tortoise May 4, 2023