Banana Plant

A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....

"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"

"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"

by JCBluvsfruit July 28, 2009

banana hat

a condom

A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.

Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.

by JYC83 December 12, 2009

kuku-bananas

meaning, beyond insane. could also be used to describe something that was effin' hilarious. another way to say, "dude that was wickedd sick"

hahah, that was kuku-bananas! oh my lantaa

by nanacabana July 27, 2009

Banana Bobber

a guy or a girl that sucks a lot of cock.

Hey,Donald you are such a big time banana bobber!!!

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.

Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"

by fafjknakfnldka May 21, 2011

Getting Bananas

meaning go get bananas to get, in slang also can mean going crazy, bazerk, coocoo, where one goes all bananas

Hey John how was that party last night, I don't remember much Tim but it was getting bananas

by Shuff February 20, 2010

banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day

"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"

by tyhe August 24, 2008