Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick February 20, 2011
a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 26, 2003
In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.
by Rhimjob June 22, 2011
1 2 3 4 5 Next Last » More random definitions
by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: October 25, 2022
Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".
by Brad's Ass to Eat January 13, 2017
Girls: Your wife is pregnant Like/more than/same as I think you're dumb
Rehan: Pregnant cats are not for girls
Rehan: Pregnant cats are not for girls
by JayMoneySpamsL2 February 19, 2019
by batman March 19, 2005