v-tard 

One who has not attained carnal knowledge.

Cynthia is such a v-tard, she says she's waiting until marriage.

v-tard by the hymenator2 July 15, 2009

wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

wheat-tard by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

fuck tard 

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

fuck tard by urajagoff June 9, 2007

/pol/tard 

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff

Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!

/pol/tard by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020

STAR-tard 

Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.

Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..

STAR-tard by Chrizzizzipppi April 24, 2008

Rave-Tard 

the state of exceeding the point where you look like a massive retard in your rave pictures

What time last night did we start to look like fucking rave-tards?!

Dude I don't even remember seeing you.

Rave-Tard by Tiggggggga January 2, 2010

card tard 

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

card tard by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010