Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
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