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J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock
I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.
by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018
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Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)
Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.
by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018
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Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018
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Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.
Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.
by anotherswearword December 5, 2018
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that’s cock

by Theshortone1304 December 6, 2018
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cock spaz

she gave me a cock spaz when i nutted but she sucked my soul out.
by abcitsnotme December 6, 2018
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Cock Circus

A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.
Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018
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