dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Ho Dog

A bacon-wrapped hot dog slow cooked on a skewer in front of a campire.

Mark made me the best Ho Dog when we went camping this weekend!

by EightyMind August 7, 2023

Catahoupherd Leopard Dog

A mix breed of a German Shepard and a Catahoula Leopard Dog. Bred to be best friends of children.

Look at flynn he is such a great Catahoupherd Leopard Dog.

Jason's best friend is a Catahoupherd Leopard Dog named Flynn

by Cbtmp January 21, 2021

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

by rs09 February 18, 2024