Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025

Bitty baby

Something so small that it'd be bitty even for a tiny baby. Too wee to make a difference, more of an insult than a sincere offer. Somewhat offensive to even have somebody offer you a bitty baby anything, waste of time even considering it! Thanks for nothing, literally, nothing.

That bitty baby bottle of Rhum is for who? Us? Me? Maybe it's enough for a teething infant but wtf you expect me to do with that??!

by Sunny 2clyde December 1, 2020

kickin baby syndrome

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.

Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.

by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012

Baby Sniffles

The feeling you get when you are ready to start thinking about having a baby, but aren't in full "baby fever".

I don't want kids yet, but I'm starting to get baby sniffles

by LJ512 January 23, 2022

Baby Kit

A person who has reached a certain age of maturity but still acts like a kid

Dude, we went to a function but Eric was bein a baby kit. It was embarassing

by Krooz March 24, 2009

Bangtan’s Baby

Bangtan’s Baby is defined as Taehyung also called as V, Taetae, Tete. He is the second youngest of the group but everyone treats him as the youngest because he is the cutest and his group loves to pamper him.

Everyone is whipped for Taehyung because he is Bangtan’s baby

by Tete Lover February 2, 2021

Baby bitch

Someone who has a low tone whiny voice that complains about shit over and over to the point of annoyance while acting like a dead spider

Rogie, quit being a baby bitch and stop your whining!

by Ras December 11, 2022