"Jack off!"
by gofuckyourself6969 May 7, 2021
Get the jack offmug. I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
Get the teched offmug. Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
Get the jerking off nathaniel stylemug. by wockpartyz August 25, 2021
Get the i’m off the gamemug. When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.
You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!
by PurplePirate December 20, 2019
Get the off-nominal insertionmug. To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
Get the Batch one offmug. 