get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add damage to a slap or punch

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me at our fight last night

by The man man October 26, 2020

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight

by The man man October 26, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.

Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.

by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020